A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

A lot of it comes from tiny things, like not eating barbecue sauce with my pizza at two in the morning. I think it's all a manifestation of being happy and wanting to treat myself well. The truth is, I'm not getting up an hour earlier and walking on a treadmill. I have the greatest workout partner in the world. And you don't need a gym membership for that kind of workout.

It's fun to play the type of people you dislike.

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.

Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go.

I haven't really had too many bosses. Any bad boss I had probably was because I was a bad employee.