I'd love to do a drama.

Oh definitely. It'll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient.

I was a straight man long before I knew what it was called. I was just the boring one.

I'd like to extend my career a little bit into different genres.

Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.

I'd love to do a drama.

A lot of improvisation ends up being about just thinking outside of the box in the scene. It's not improvisation as much as it is quickness or making it real.