Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles

Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.

I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.

I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but I've discovered that many people have the same problem. They have a femme fatale limb.

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.

Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.

Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles