Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.

They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my auntie rang them up and said 'No'.

There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.

Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles

I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.