A missing arm might ruin your symmetry. Personal asymmetry where I come from is a big taboo and brings great shame on the family and sometimes even the whole village." "Do you then have to kill yourself over it or something?" "Goodness me, no! The family and village just have to learn to be ashamed--and nuts to them for being so oversensitive.

I've got six months to sort out the hackers, get the Japanese knotweed under control and find an acceptable form of narcissus.

The cleanest souls are the easiest to soil.

True and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good - and we all know how rare that is.

I didn't set out to discover a truth. I was actually sent to the Outer Fringes to conduct a chair census and learn some humility. But the truth inevitably found me, as important truths often do, like a lost thought in need of a mind.

I have the death sentence in seven genres.

Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.