I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!

Fiction wouldn't be much fun without its fair share of scoundrels, and they have to live somewhere.

The Kingdom of Hereford was unique in the Ununited Kingdoms for having driving tests based on maturity, not age, much to the chagrin of a lot of males, some of whom were still failing to make the grade at thirty-two.

Quarkbeasts, for all their fearsome looks, are obedient to a fault. They are nine-tenths velociraptor and kitchen blender and one-tenth Labrador. It was the Labrador tenth that I valued most.

The name is Schitt," he replied. "Jack Schitt.

Without unscrambled eggs, there was no time travel, no more depredation of the Now, and we could look to a brighter future of long-term thought--and more reading.

Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.