There's something rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet says...it's payback time!

I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg.

the best lies to tell are the ones people want to believe

Scientific thought - indeed, any mode of thought, whether it be religious or philosophical or anything else - is just like the fashions that we wear - only much longer lived. It's a little like a boy band.

Cash is always the deciding factor in such matters of moral politics; nothing ever gets done unless motivated by commerce or greed.

I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.

Humpty had always sat on walls, it was his way.