Do I have to talk to insane people?" "You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.
Jasper FfordeThe cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.
Jasper FfordeHow many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?
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