I was on HPD--Heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights for two years, and believe me, the ProCaths tried everything. I personally saved him from assassination eight times.

I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!

Ordinary adults don't like children to speak of things that are denied them by their own gray minds.

Who do readers expect to see when they pick up this book? Who has won the Most Troubled Romantic Lead at the BookWorld Awards seventy-seven times in a row? Me. All me.

…Tell me, has anything odd happened to you recently? What do you mean, odd?' Unusual. Deviating from the customary. Something outside the usual parameters of normalcy. An occurrence of unprecedented weird.

That's the thing about destiny: It can't be predicted, and it's usually pretty odd.

I got Oedipus off the incest charge--technicality, of course--he didn't know it was his mother at the time.