This is our siblings of more famous BookWorld Personalities self-help group expalined Loser (Gatsby). That's Sharon Eyre, the younger and wholly disreputable sister of Jane; Roger Yossarian, the draft dodger and coward; Rupert Bond, still a virgin and can't keep a secret; Tracy Capulet, who has slept her way round Verona twice; and Nancy Potter, who is a Muggle.

How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

I work very much on the principle that anything created by mankind has mischief and error hardwired into its inception.

A good butler should save his employer's life at least once a day.

Apart from the faint odor of ink that pervaded the scene, it might have been real.

If you even think about asking Harry Potter for an autograph, your day ends right now.