How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?

The name is Schitt," he replied. "Jack Schitt.

I got Oedipus off the incest charge--technicality, of course--he didn't know it was his mother at the time.

Goodness is weakness, pleasantness is poisonous, serenity is mediocrity and kindness is for losers. The best reason for committing loathsome and detestable acts – and let’s face it, I am considered something of an expert in this field – is purely for their own sake. Monetary gain is all very well, but it dilutes the taste of wickedness to a lower level that is obtainable by almost anyone with an overdeveloped sense of avarice. True and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good.

I've got six months to sort out the hackers, get the Japanese knotweed under control and find an acceptable form of narcissus.

Scientific thought - indeed, any mode of thought, whether it be religious or philosophical or anything else - is just like the fashions that we wear - only much longer lived. It's a little like a boy band.

A surfeit of information often hides an untruth,” he said, with annoying clarity.