The Goliath Corporation was to altruism what Genghis Khan was to soft furnishings.

Reality TV was to me the worst form of entertainment--the modern equivalent of paying sixpence to watch lunatics howling at the wall down at the local madhouse.

It took me ten years and seven books to bag an agent - it took me that long to start writing good.

Take no heed of her.... She reads a lot of books.

Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.

I was on HPD--Heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights for two years, and believe me, the ProCaths tried everything. I personally saved him from assassination eight times.

True and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good - and we all know how rare that is.