I also read about Heathcliff's unexpected three-year career in Hollywood under the name Buck Stallion and his eventual return to the pages of Wuthering Heights.
Jasper FfordeYou see? I know where every single book used to be in the library. She pointed to the shelf opposite. Over there was Catch-22, which was a hugely popular fishing book and one of a series, I believe.
Jasper FfordeIf you even think about asking Harry Potter for an autograph, your day ends right now.
Jasper FfordeThere is much unexplained in the world. It behooves us to be wary at all times. Just when you think you've got the hang of it, along comes string theory, collateralized debt obligations or Bjรถrk's new album, and bam! You're as confused as you were when you first started.
Jasper Fforde