Marriage, like spinach and opera, was something I had never thought I would like.
To each our own Hamlet.
Agents and publishers only want one thing - good writing.
Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.
For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.
"Edward, Edward," he said with a patronising smile, "there are no unanswered questions of any relevance. Every question that we need to ask has been answered fully. If you can't find the correct answer then you are obviously asking the wrong question."