There's something rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet says...it's payback time!
Jasper FfordeYou nearly killed eight people!" I managed to gasp out loud. "My count was closer to twelve," returned Havisham as she opened the door. "And anyhow, you can't nearly kill someone. Either they are dead or they are not.
Jasper FfordeFailure concentrates the mind wonderfully. If you don't make mistakes, you're not trying hard enough.
Jasper Fforde"Edward, Edward," he said with a patronising smile, "there are no unanswered questions of any relevance. Every question that we need to ask has been answered fully. If you can't find the correct answer then you are obviously asking the wrong question."
Jasper Fforde