If you even think about asking Harry Potter for an autograph, your day ends right now.
Jasper FfordeI was on HPD--Heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights for two years, and believe me, the ProCaths tried everything. I personally saved him from assassination eight times.
Jasper FfordeIf the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.
Jasper FfordeOrdinary adults don't like children to speak of things that are denied them by their own gray minds.
Jasper Fforde