The best plans are always the simplest.

Do I have to talk to insane people?" "You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.

Sometimes choice is a luxury that fate does not afford us.

Defiance through compliance.

He was, after all, the ultimate rebel -- it takes a lot of cojones to stand up to Zeus.

I still feel threatened by academics, but my books have a lot of academic in-jokes and everybody assumes I went to university and studied English.

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.