My home is a little more complicated than coordinates on a map.

Being Captain No-Fun really is no fun

Relationships are not tailor-made and people are flawed. You have to work around that and love the other person anyway. Our flaws are what make us unique.

I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny.

I’ve never trusted anyone all the time. It’s the people I care about the most that always seem to do the most damage.

I don't care what color your hair is, if you're pale or tan, if you have makeup on or just woke up all I care about is that when I look at you, you always look back and see me. You're beautiful inside and out and if you wanted to tattoo all that pretty white skin from head to toe I would be honored to put it there for you but if not I'll take you all smooth and milky white any chance I get.

True enough and opposites don't just attract they freaking catch fire and burn the entire city down.