Being Captain No-Fun really is no fun

Love isn’t perfect. It’s hard work and sometimes it’s more effort to be in love than it is to just run away. If you keep looking for perfect, the real thing is going to pass right by you.

When the right one comes along, you figure it out. You move mountains, you change your life and you do whatever it takes to keep them with you.

I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny.

The fact that so many of my friends were stumbling headfirst into their happily-ever-after gave my tired heart hope that I couldn't be far behind.

Body art isn’t a contest. The only person that has to like it is the person stuck with it for the rest of their life. As long as you love it when you see it, that’s all that matters.

Sometimes things change, because there just isn’t any way for them to stay the same.