The fact that so many of my friends were stumbling headfirst into their happily-ever-after gave my tired heart hope that I couldn't be far behind.

True, but if it’s good it’s going be so very, very good.

Body art isn’t a contest. The only person that has to like it is the person stuck with it for the rest of their life. As long as you love it when you see it, that’s all that matters.

I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny.

Being Captain No-Fun really is no fun

When the right one comes along, you figure it out. You move mountains, you change your life and you do whatever it takes to keep them with you.

The fact that so many of my friends were stumbling headfirst into their happily-ever-after gave my tired heart hope that I couldn't be far behind.