I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny.

It was hard to trust someone enough to let them all the way in when I didn't think they deserved to be there. -Cora

Being Captain No-Fun really is no fun

True enough and opposites don't just attract they freaking catch fire and burn the entire city down.

The fact that so many of my friends were stumbling headfirst into their happily-ever-after gave my tired heart hope that I couldn't be far behind.

Sometimes things change, because there just isn’t any way for them to stay the same.

Body art isn’t a contest. The only person that has to like it is the person stuck with it for the rest of their life. As long as you love it when you see it, that’s all that matters.