In Afghanistan, U.S. troops are now holding an American man who has been fighting alongside the Taliban. His mother says he was born in Washington, D.C. and his father's a lawyer. Well, that explains it. ... He surrendered to authorities and said he wants to go back to his old job - airline security guard.
Jay LenoI love all these politicians, they all say the same thing - 'We'll give California back to the people.' Yeah, great, now that it's not worth anything, they want to give it back to us.
Jay Leno"I am not just another notch on your belt?" she asked him. "Of course not." he said as he put a mark on the chalkboard.
Jay LenoMartha Stewart was found guilty on all charges. You know what that means, stripes are in this year.
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