The first lady said about her husband, 'I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures.' And today she was offered her own show on Fox News.

Paris Hilton got 45 days in jail. A lot of people were upset about this - they were hoping for the death penalty.

Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in the first few months.

A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.

The White House softball team played the pro-marijuana lobbyists' team and lost 25-3. Still no word yet on which side President Obama played for.

Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House.

I'm a staunch Independant. Every time I think I am a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I am a Democrat, they go and do someting stupid.