They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years.
Jay LenoArnold Schwarzenegger announced that he is going to run for governor on our program last night. My staff didn't know, Arnold's staff didn't know, I was shocked as everyone else. If he doesn't get elected governor, maybe he should work for the CIA. I mean, he can keep a secret better than they can.
Jay LenoExperts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free.
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