Have you noticed how the Republicans and Democrats try to copy each other at their conventions. Like at the Democratic convention John Kerry's daughter told a story about how he once gave CPR to her hamster. At the Republican convention the Bush girls are going to tell a story about how when their hamster was bad, their dad built them a little electric chair.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then get my own apartment.

More details coming out about Michael Jackson. It seems his 13-year-old accuser testified before a grand jury that Michael had seven locks on his bedroom door. See, what happened was whenever Michael would install one lock, the kid would grow an inch taller, and he'd have to put in another one, and then another one, and then another one.

We ought to thank President Bush. He made it a lot easier for people to do taxes this year. No job, no income tax this year.

Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can.

The report on climate change said that humans are very likely making the planet warmer. To which Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, can't blame me for that one.'