I don't know why people are surprised the French don't want to help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France.
Jay LenoI don't mean to harp on this, but it's like the networks are a how-to manual for terrorists. You see them on the news. This reporter is standing outside a water treatment plant, going, 'If they poured the poison here it could wipe out thousands because the guard is off duty from noon until 1 every day!'
Jay LenoWhen a candidate walks away from a reality show, that's when you know they're serious about being president of the United States.
Jay LenoActually, the University of California says they may start a marijuana research center. Really? I thought the University of California was a marijuana research center.
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