President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - โSafer, Stronger, and Tested.โ Isn't that a condom ad?
Jay LenoThanksgiving began in 1621 when Native Americans sat down with a bunch of undocumented pilgrims. They had dinner and the pilgrims never left.
Jay LenoAccording to a new UN report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad, when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet.
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