They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years.

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough.

Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.

President Bush says he has just one question for the American voters, 'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four years ago?'

Pundits are saying that President Obama is starting to lose support among his own party. To give you an idea of how bad it's gotten, today Jimmy Carter compared him to Jimmy Carter.

There's a new Osama bin Laden video. He's the only person that is looking thin during the holidays. How does he do it? I think he's going to Jenny Craig.

We're heading for a gov. shutdown. This is serious. W/o the gov who will fail to inspect our airplanes? Who will fail to secure our borders? Who will put us 14 trillion dollars in debt?