Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.

Former Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling appeared before Congress. Do you think they even bothered swearing him in? Now he is denying he lied to Congress last week. He's saying it was just the liquor talking.

President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike.

Well, all across the country, this is kind of sad, unemployment offices are swamped with people waiting to file for unemployment insurance. It's gotten so bad that the offices are overwhelmed and can't function. I got an idea. Why don't you hire more people? They're right there in line. Speed this whole thing up!

Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats?

You know who Boehner is, right? He's that orange looking guy. See, for Republicans that counts as diversity.

Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a Romney presidency would result in lost jobs. Yeah, his and Biden's.