Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.

Riding a Ducati is like having sex with an aerobics instructor - you know, I'm exhausted and panting and it's going: 'Are you done, already?'

Facebook has revealed their estimated net worth - $96 billion. That's almost as much money as businesses lose every year from their employees wasting time looking at Facebook.

Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that a horse?

Thanksgiving began in 1621 when Native Americans sat down with a bunch of undocumented pilgrims. They had dinner and the pilgrims never left.

It really kind of looks like now that John Kerry is on his way to the presidential nomination. The only thing that can sink John Kerry now is an Al Gore endorsement.

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?