Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.

Today Arnold Schwarzenegger made another major announcement. He said his lieutenant governor will be Xena, Warrior Princess.

I don't know why people are surprised the French don't want to help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France.

President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed.

President Obama had lunch with Republican leaders at the White House today and had to do without salt, pepper and butter. Not for dietary reasons. The Republicans refused to pass anything.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?