Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough.

Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'

Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments.

A dead body was discovered this week on the grounds of a country estate owned by Queen Elizabeth. The queen said today she hopes this serves as a reminder to anybody on her staff that there is a right way and a wrong way to polish sterling silver.

65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.

Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have a sexual relationship with an intern. Only Congress would need a rule to tell them cheating on their wives is not ethical. Don't we have that rule? I believe it's called the Sixth Commandment.