Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.

Riding a Ducati is like having sex with an aerobics instructor - you know, I'm exhausted and panting and it's going: 'Are you done, already?'

According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good thing because if they did exist there wouldn't be any jobs for them.

Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.

It turns out Enron workers were not only shredding documents at work, they were having sex at work. Having sex and shredding documents. Those are two things you don't want to get mixed up.

If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.

I like cars that are ahead of their times, and that were noble failures because they were built to a higher standard than the consumer needed. Cars like the Wills Sainte Claire or the Duesenberg.