If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.

It turns out Enron workers were not only shredding documents at work, they were having sex at work. Having sex and shredding documents. Those are two things you don't want to get mixed up.

Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments.

Today the Secretary of State said that of the 247 candidates, so far 115 of them have been certified. How embarrassing is that? Imagine if you were turned down because you didn't meet the high standards set by Larry Flynt and Gallagher.

Every year Steve Kaufman supports the charity “Love Ride” by donating a painting to this cause.

Paris Hilton got 45 days in jail. A lot of people were upset about this - they were hoping for the death penalty.

The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.