I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
Jay LenoYesterday in New York City, Donald Trump officially changed his political affiliation from Republican to Independent. And Donald's hair has switched from pelt to carpet sample.
Jay LenoIt's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records.
Jay LenoMartha Stewart was found guilty on all charges. You know what that means, stripes are in this year.
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