If you're a gunfighter, you like to die in the street.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

Barack Obama now says he is open to offshore oil drilling. So, apparently, when he promised change, he was talking about his mind.

Kerry is saying that Bush never showed up for his national guard duty ... and now Bush is on the attack. He's accusing John Kerry of ducking time in the national guard by hiding out in the jungles of Vietnam.

The Canadian Prime Minister said Canada would lend the U.S. its full military support. You know what that means: Both tanks.

For the first time the people of Iraq are united. Today on CNN I saw a Kurd, a Shiite and a member of the Republican Guard coming together to cart off a big screen TV.

Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge?