If politicians all told the truth, we'd be out of business.

The Republicans finally got some good news over the weekend. The North Koreans set off a nuclear bomb. Thank God. It was so powerful it knocked the Mark Foley story right off the front page. And knocked him off the page he was on, too.

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.

I went to see that movie 'From Hell,' or as Osama bin Laden calls it - 'Roots.'

I think Donald Trump and Jeb Bush are the frontrunners. It's kind of like the race between the tortoise and the bad hair.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?