I guess you heard about this; the U.S. Olympic Committee is coming under fire after it was revealed that the uniforms for Team USA to be worn in the opening ceremony were made in China. Turns out they were made by some of the same kids who could beat us in gymnastics. That's the worst part.

I'm not a person who carries my emotions on my sleeve.

Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary.

The worst thing about losing this job: I’m no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare.

Bin Laden was once targeted by President Clinton. President Clinton wanted to kill him but couldn't get him. Of course not, we all know what kind of aim Clinton has.

You know who Boehner is, right? He's that orange looking guy. See, for Republicans that counts as diversity.

Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy with a famous name, who doesn't know anything about running the government. Didn't hurt George Bush.