To give you an idea how bad the American economy is, Mexico is now calling for a fence along the border. Stay on your side!
Jay LenoClinton vetoed the repeal of the marriage tax. I guess Bill figures if he's married, then we all have to suffer.
Jay LenoAll I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.
Jay LenoIn Greece, the unemployment rate has risen to 22%. The solution to the problem was to raise taxes on the rich, according to the Greek president Barack Obama-opolis.
Jay LenoWell, President-elect Barack Obama and his family are gonna spend the holidays in his home state of Hawaii. And you know who couldn't be more thrilled with this? The press, the reporters who follow the president. Well, think about it. After eight years of spending every holiday cutting brush in Crawford, Texas, they get to go to Hawaii!
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