Actually, the University of California says they may start a marijuana research center. Really? I thought the University of California was a marijuana research center.
Jay LenoDonald Trump says heโs President Obamaโs worst nightmare. Thatโs not true. Having to make a decision is Obamaโs worst nightmare.
Jay LenoJohn Kerry speaks French fluently. Democrats are saying he's one in a million. A war hero who speaks French, isn't it more like one in a trillion?
Jay LenoSo, Wesley Clark is running for president. Pretty amazing guy. Four star general, first in his class at West Point, supreme commander of NATO, saw combat in Vietnam, won the bronze star, silver star, the purple heart for being wounded in battle. See, I'm no political expert, but that sounds pretty good next to choking on a pretzel, falling off a scooter and dropping the dog.
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