Presidential Democratic front-runner Howard Dean admitted to Chris Matthews on the 'Hardball' show that he got out of the draft because of a bad back. He had a curvature of the spine. Apparently it curved too far to the left.
Jay LenoPresident Bush released his tax returns yesterday. He listed the economy as a liability. He gets to write that off.
Jay LenoPresident Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.'
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