65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.

Well, President-elect Barack Obama and his family are gonna spend the holidays in his home state of Hawaii. And you know who couldn't be more thrilled with this? The press, the reporters who follow the president. Well, think about it. After eight years of spending every holiday cutting brush in Crawford, Texas, they get to go to Hawaii!

Contact with the customer is what business is all about.

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

Everyone is so concerned now where all of the candidates are born. McCain was born on a military base in Panama. Hillary was born outside Chicago, and if you believe the media, Barack Obama was born in a manger.

CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.

President Obama was in Disney World today where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. He was joined by Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse but not Goofy. He had to stay behind to tend to his vice presidential duties.