Know what the Taliban leaders like to do for fun? Just sit around and get bombed.

Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats?

Congratulation s to Rahm Emanuel on being elected mayor of Chicago. His first order of business after taking office will be to actually move to Chicago.

President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.'

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

The United States have developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called the stock market.