President Bush has urged people to get back to normal and today Congress announced that they are accepting bribes again.
Jay LenoWell, Harry Reid and other members of congress, they're just furious over this Olympic uniform deal. He says we should burn the uniforms, and it's an embarrassment and a disgrace. Not as embarrassing as congress constantly borrowing money from the Chinese, but still embarrassing.
Jay LenoIf you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
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