I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking.
The Catholic Church is still very angry about The Da Vinci Code - they don't like anything that makes more money in a weekend than they do.
Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts.
How many have seen that Osama bin Laden footage? Pretty scary. In fact, today, NBC ordered 13 more episodes.
Dean is a doctor but he acts more like a postal worker!
President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?