When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors.
Jay LenoI tried to log on to the Obamacare website today. I don't think I'm doing it right. I lost 300 bucks playing Texas Hold 'Em.
Jay LenoAnheuser-Busch gives two free cases of beer to its employees at all of its parks, like Busch Gardens. That's a comforting thought the next time you're getting ready to get on the roller coaster!
Jay LenoIt's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records.
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