If I could ask Ken Lay one question right now, do you know what it would be? "Does the Devil really wear Prada?"

A new study found that people who are depressed have a greater risk of stroke. Well that should cheer them up.

The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

There's all this talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, you know where he is now? Visiting Mexico, which I think means that he is definitely going to run for governor. Arnold is smart. He's in Mexico campaigning with the very people who'll be living here by election time.

President Bush went out touting his economic record in Ohio last week. Now this is a state that lost 225,000 jobs since Bush took office. You know, if Bush wants to tout his record, he should do it somewhere where the Bush economy has actually created jobs, like India, or Thailand, or China.

John McCain said that Barack Obama is already measuring the drapes in the White House. That's what he said. I understand Sarah Palin is already driving McCain around to look at assisted living facilities.