Show business pays you a lot of money, because eventually you’re gonna get screwed.

According to a recent study, ten percent of 'Star Trek' fans meet the psychological criteria for addiction. Deprived of their favourite show, some Trekkies disply withdrawal symptoms similar to drug addicts. Of course, the real difference is that drug addicts aren't nearly as annoying.

Financial experts are saying we are entering a new chapter in the American economy. I believe it's Chapter 11.

President Bush has urged people to get back to normal and today Congress announced that they are accepting bribes again.

Remember the good old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob Schneider movie?

The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our ovens are too slow now?

A German psychologist says that women talk more than men because they have a bigger vocabulary. But, it evens out because men only listen half the time.