Show business pays you a lot of money, because eventually you’re gonna get screwed.

President Bush has unveiled his first campaign commercial, highlighting all of his accomplishes in office. That's why it's a 60-second spot.

As you know, several times, McCain talked about serving his country in Vietnam, which is a nice change after 16 years and two presidents who could never quite explain how they got out of serving their country in Vietnam.

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House.

Ashcroft went on to say that our way of life is being threatened by a group of radical religious fanatics who are armed and dangerous. And then he called for prayers in the schools and an end to gun control.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.