It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: 'Yes I Did.'

Herman Cain told a group of Occupy Wall Street protesters to go home, get a job, and get a life. That's the Republican version of hope and change, ladies and gentlemen.

If Jay spent as much time studying as he does trying to be a comedian, he'd be a big star.

All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.

When a candidate walks away from a reality show, that's when you know they're serious about being president of the United States.

Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge raised security alert to a code red. Apparently Howard Dean has escaped. Did you see Dean's crazed speech the other night, yelling? I see why his wife won't campaign with him. In fact, Dean has a new slogan: 'Aaghhhh.'

Today Arnold Schwarzenegger made another major announcement. He said his lieutenant governor will be Xena, Warrior Princess.