If President Obama really wants to hurt the Syrian government, don't send cruise missiles. He should send over some of his economic advisers.

The Houston Astros want to change the name of Enron Field where they play. I guess the Enron name could cause problems for them. Like players could steal a base and then deny it.

You know who Boehner is, right? He's that orange looking guy. See, for Republicans that counts as diversity.

Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts.

What's going on with the Oakland Raiders? You know, I don't want to say the Raiders are bad, but you know, now, a lot of fans are painting their faces just so they won't be recognized.

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the rich and his wife said, 'Hey, shut up! What's the matter with you?! Are you nuts?!'