John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.

President Obama gave a big speech on climate change. He believes global warming is getting worse because apparently he's sweating a lot more during his second term

It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records.

In an interview with Univision, President Obama said if there's one thing he's learned, it's that you can't change Washington from within. So what is he saying - that if we want real change, we should throw him out?

Did you know that 10% of all Americans have not had sex in 5 years? I didn't know there were so many Republicans.

Senator John Kerry released his plan today to eliminate the deficit. He said all we have to do is find a really rich country like Switzerland and marry it.

Hillary Clinton is getting a little bit of controversy because she has the most expensive hometown office rent - over $500,000 a year. She's in a one-year lease in the office, as opposed to her marriage, which is on a month-to-month.