Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House’s Easter Egg Roll. It’s nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress.

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.

John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.

When they said "Make love, not war" at Woodstock, they never imagined that one would become as dangerous as the other.

We live in what's called an open society, which of course means they open our emails, open our phone records, and open our medical records.

Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.