Enron is now officially out of the energy business. They are now in a new business: confetti.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

President Clinton and President Obama played a round of golf over the weekend. President Clinton asked Obama what his handicap was, and Obama said, 'Joe Biden.'

55% of all Americans lose their remote control 5 times a week. That means that they must see the same show for up to 3-4 minutes a time!

Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'

President Bush says he has just one question for the American voters, 'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four years ago?'

Financial experts are saying we are entering a new chapter in the American economy. I believe it's Chapter 11.