Yesterday in New York City, Donald Trump officially changed his political affiliation from Republican to Independent. And Donald's hair has switched from pelt to carpet sample.

I was watching Discovery Channel the other day, and you know that they have come up with a new theory about how dinosaurs was wiped out? It was a midturn election.

Playboy magazine is now doing a 'Women of Enron' pictorial spread. ... Apparently the only thing these women have left to shred is their dignity.

I went to see that movie 'From Hell,' or as Osama bin Laden calls it - 'Roots.'

This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white people."

According to a new poll, 50 percent of Americans think the country is divided. The other 50 percent think it isn't.

One critic in the L.A. Times said John Kerry looks like he is thinking too much. Well this is one place President Bush has him beat.