Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform.

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our ovens are too slow now?

The Olympics start on Friday, and Russia is implementing the most intensive security in Olympics history. During the games, the government will monitor every email, every social media message, and listen in on every phone call. In fact, people are even comparing Russia to the United States, that's how bad it is.

They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years.

Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag

The worst thing about losing this job: I’m no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare.