Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform.

Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate. The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language.

When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking.

Saddam Hussein has raised the amount going to suicide bombers from $10 thousand dollars to $25 thousand. What's next, a health care plan?

President Clinton says he looks forward to the day a citizen can call the IRS and get the right answer to a question. I look forward to the day I can call the IRS and get a voice that says, 'Sorry, that number has been disconnected.'

It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: 'Yes I Did.'

John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.