The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.
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Jay LenoGeneral Colin Powell shocked a lot of people in Washington by speaking out against President Bush's policies, saying that the world is beginning to doubt the moral basis of our fight against terrorism. That's what I think he said - it was hard to hear him because he was being hustled out of the room to his cell in Guantanamo Bay.
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