The White House softball team played the pro-marijuana lobbyists' team and lost 25-3. Still no word yet on which side President Obama played for.

President Bush says he has just one question for the American voters, 'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four years ago?'

President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating.

President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed.

President Bush admitted that the United States went to war in Iraq based on bad intelligence. But he says knowing what we know now he would still do it again. So at least we're learning from our mistakes.

A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he did it one person at a time.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.