A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.

Vice President Cheney is also on vacation. He's in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. What better place for a guy who has had 4 heart attacks than a place with thin air, rugged hiking and all-beef dinners? Why don't they get some snow for him to shovel while he's out there, too?

I like cars that are ahead of their times, and that were noble failures because they were built to a higher standard than the consumer needed. Cars like the Wills Sainte Claire or the Duesenberg.

Well, Harry Reid and other members of congress, they're just furious over this Olympic uniform deal. He says we should burn the uniforms, and it's an embarrassment and a disgrace. Not as embarrassing as congress constantly borrowing money from the Chinese, but still embarrassing.

When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking.

The first Olympic Games were held in 776 BC. Do you know who lit the flame? Betty White.

A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.