A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.

Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Political analysts say that President Bush's re-election strategy is to try and convince Americans that he's a war president. I don't get that, do you think that'll work? I mean, don't you think that if he tries to convince the American people that we need a war president, isn't he afraid that they're going to vote for the guy that was actually in a war?

Howard Dean dropped out of the race today. At least he can't claim his voice wasn't heard.

A lot of American companies are now moving into Iraq. Iraq now has Pizza Hut, Subway, Taco Bell and Popeye's fried chicken. So, great, instead of oil for food, we're giving them oil in food.

If politicians all told the truth, we'd be out of business.