A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.

The Canadian Prime Minister said Canada would lend the U.S. its full military support. You know what that means: Both tanks.

There was another war-related casualty today. The French were injured when they tried to jump on our bandwagon.

How many have seen that Osama bin Laden footage? Pretty scary. In fact, today, NBC ordered 13 more episodes.

In the Enron scandal, whistleblower Sherron Watkins is now calling herself Enron Brokovitch. She testified Ken Lay was duped by the other executives. Oh, yeah. When is the last time you got duped and made $100 million?

President Bush has unveiled his first campaign commercial, highlighting all of his accomplishes in office. That's why it's a 60-second spot.

Never perform for your family. They either laugh too hard or not at all.