A fitness instructor in Maine has been charged with running a prostitution business out of her Zumba dance studio. Authorities first got suspicious when they saw guys going to work out at a Zumba dance studio.

In Afghanistan, U.S. troops are now holding an American man who has been fighting alongside the Taliban. His mother says he was born in Washington, D.C. and his father's a lawyer. Well, that explains it. ... He surrendered to authorities and said he wants to go back to his old job - airline security guard.

Kerry has already begun his search for a running mate. They say that because John Edwards still has $50 million in campaign money, Kerry might pick him. Pick him? Hey, for $50 million, Kerry will marry him.

If you're a gunfighter, you like to die in the street.

Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about.

President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike.